OK an awesome friend of mine was in her class room on Friday, when she turned around to see a girl wearing some fangs. Curious as to why this girl was wearing fangs when Halloween wasn't until the next day my pal decided to talk to this girl and find out why she was wearing the fangs. This was how the conversation went:
"Why are you wearing fangs? Its not even Halloween yet. Halloween is tomorrow."
"I know, but I'm just so excited!"
"Bout what?"
"About the new twilight movie coming out, Duh! I also got this really cute twilight costume for Halloween! Ah, isn't twilight the greatest thing in the world?!"
"Eh, I actually don't like twilight."
"YOU DON'T! Are you insane or stupid, twilight is the most magical thing in the world! What the hell is wrong with you."
"Well, I just don't like it. Its not even keeping true to vampire folklore anyway, its like the ripoff version of it."
Then the girls mouth hangs open."HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! ITS NOT A RIPOFF OFF OF VAMPIRE FOLKLORE. THIS IS THE TRUE VERSION OF VAMPIRES! THIS IS WHAT THEY REALLY LOOK AND ACT LIKE!"
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note~ No, twilight is not even trying to keep true to vampire folklore, I know. I studied it for quite some time. Back to story...
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"YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE WONDERS OF TWILIGHT YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL!"
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note~their at a catholic school, where is the nuns when you need them!
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"Sheesh, calm down."
So then class starts and this girl starts making faces at my friend all through class. During breaks she kept trying to trip my friend and take her stuff, luckily she wasn't very good at it. Then after school she threw a rock at my friend! Like the size of tennis ball. Anyway, after this little spat, she finally got a taste of her own medicine when some guys where making fun of her for liking twilight. Since then the twi-hard's friends say that she is giving up on twilight.
Now I'm not saying ya she got what she deserved but she didn't have to try to hurt my friend. She didn't need to throw rocks or trip her! Well, looks like there is no escaping those twitards.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
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A side note she didnt give up on twilight DAMN!
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