New Moon

Okay it all over the Internet and the TV. Yes, New Moon is finally out. Teenagers are ditching class, moms are dressing up, and more annoying things. I cannot find out why fanatics do these things. Its kinda like a thing were born knowing how to. Anyway, New Moon is out and so are many Twi-Hards. Its getting so out of hand that even the stars of the movies are kinda freaked, but hey the pay is good! One woman even asked Robert Pattinson to BITE HER BABY! She was very upset that he said no, but when he pretended she became even more upset! Robert Pattinson is just an ACTOR! He is not a vampire in anyway, shape, or form. He gets paid to pretend he is a vampire(and a crappy one at that). Needless to say all this new moon fascination is really bugging me. When ever I look at a large display of twilight junk(which they use to rip people off, I saw a girl pay $25 just for a button! A piece a plastic with a picture attached to a pin! Come on people!) a person will walk up to me and ask don't you just love twilight. When I reply no, I don't like it at all and explain why, they look at me in shock. Some workers will even treat me rudely, but before they we treating me nicely. Ugh, I can't wait for this to be over!

Don't ya just love the internet!!!!!!!!

Ah, the internet! A new world where ya never know what will happen! So, as I was searching for intresting blogs I found this one~

http://harshlightofreality.blogspot.com/


Very excellent blog about whats wrong with twilight: it covers every chapter its awesome. Go and check it out


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Twilight Cakes?!?!?!?!?!

So, while I was exploring the world of the internet I found a blog about messed up cakes. Some of the cakes are quite hilarious!!! While reading and looking at pix on this blog there was a post on twilight cakes! I have never seen so many retarted cakes in my life and I am a cake decorator! Well, like they say a picture is worth a thousand words, I'm pretty sure I know all the words for these pix anyway I think its best if you guys have a glance.


Twilight Cakes Post

Not another twitard run in!!!!!

OK an awesome friend of mine was in her class room on Friday, when she turned around to see a girl wearing some fangs. Curious as to why this girl was wearing fangs when Halloween wasn't until the next day my pal decided to talk to this girl and find out why she was wearing the fangs. This was how the conversation went:

"Why are you wearing fangs? Its not even Halloween yet. Halloween is tomorrow."

"I know, but I'm just so excited!"

"Bout what?"

"About the new twilight movie coming out, Duh! I also got this really cute twilight costume for Halloween! Ah, isn't twilight the greatest thing in the world?!"

"Eh, I actually don't like twilight."

"YOU DON'T! Are you insane or stupid, twilight is the most magical thing in the world! What the hell is wrong with you."

"Well, I just don't like it. Its not even keeping true to vampire folklore anyway, its like the ripoff version of it."

Then the girls mouth hangs open."HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! ITS NOT A RIPOFF OFF OF VAMPIRE FOLKLORE. THIS IS THE TRUE VERSION OF VAMPIRES! THIS IS WHAT THEY REALLY LOOK AND ACT LIKE!"

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note~ No, twilight is not even trying to keep true to vampire folklore, I know. I studied it for quite some time. Back to story...
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"YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE WONDERS OF TWILIGHT YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL!"

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note~their at a catholic school, where is the nuns when you need them!
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"Sheesh, calm down."

So then class starts and this girl starts making faces at my friend all through class. During breaks she kept trying to trip my friend and take her stuff, luckily she wasn't very good at it. Then after school she threw a rock at my friend! Like the size of tennis ball. Anyway, after this little spat, she finally got a taste of her own medicine when some guys where making fun of her for liking twilight. Since then the twi-hard's friends say that she is giving up on twilight.

Now I'm not saying ya she got what she deserved but she didn't have to try to hurt my friend. She didn't need to throw rocks or trip her! Well, looks like there is no escaping those twitards.