Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Cullenism: The Twilight Religion? How far is TOO FAR?

Okay we all know that the Twitards can get a little, well really crazy, but are they going to far this time! While roaming the internet a saw a couple of post these twihards made saying that they both marked twilight as their religion on myspace. I thought WTF?! So, I did some research.

Well, twihards have become so obsessed with Twilight that they made a religion, Cullenism, which comes from the word Cullen(Edwards Surname). They believe that twilight has some spirituality to it and have formed "rules and commandments". Their belief is that "Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real and the Twilight series must be worshipped. And if you are good little Twitard in life you will spend eternity with the Cullens." Their religion also says that you should read the books on a daily basis, like the Bible and visit Forks as often as you can.

Alright, to me this is BEYOND obsessed, this is now worship. Stephenie Meyer is said to be Mormon right, I mean wouldn't she be kinda freaked by now? Probably not! She's probably too busy whining or counting her money to care! Aye for God's sakes its JUST A BOOK people! ITS LISTED AS FICTION WHICH MEANS ITS NOT REAL!!! Its like these people have tossed logic completely out of the window! This is way too far for me, next thing you know they will be offering sacrifices. GOD lets hope that doesn't happen!

Read Examiner Article Here

98 Ways To Annoy Twilight Haters? Try 98 Comeback for 98 Ways To Annoy Twilight Haters!!!

Okay there's this video on YouTube called 98 Ways to Annoy Twilight Haters; Its pretty stupid and its annoying to people because it, in my opinion, tells you to embarrass yourself by doing stupid things that dont make any sense.

Link~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boJsCNQ9uXE

Pretty dumb, huh? Well I found this other video that is hilarious. Perfect comebacks for these(even thought there mostly realted to harry potter, you can add your own twist). Now I have actually tried these, I'm kind of a harry potter fan, and suprisingly they worked. Totally back fire on the twatlighters.

Link~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX0bOwCOK68

Monday, September 28, 2009

Twi-Hards Are OUT OF CONTROL!

Okay I have read a bunch of stories about people getting hurt on twilightsucks.com (link on right below under my fav anti twi sites!) just because they didn't like Twilight! WTF!


Links at this page~http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=580
Four posts down.

What is wrong with these people! Are they like demon possessed or something by the books. What the hell!

Well, I was about to go out tomorrow in a shirt that says "Every Girl Needs Her Vampire"

here's a pix of it at this site~http://www.stylehive.com/bookmark/vampire-screen-tee-730859


I love this shirt and someone gave it to me as a gift, but what I didn't know was that the word vampire has GLITTER on it! Well, to upset the Twilight people at my college I was thinking of wearing the shirt with like a "real vampires don't glitter" and "twilight sucks"button, but now I'm not so sure, because I don't wanna get myself killed, but I wanna see what happens!

What do you think I should do~Wear the shirt and the buttons or don't?

~Intro~

Hi,

If your wondering why is this blog here, its because of one reason. I HATE TWILIGHT, hence the name. Now don't get me wrong I did like twilight for a brief 2 seconds!

When I first saw Twilight at a Barnes and Noble store, I thought 'Oh, cool new vampire tales, I love vamps!'. It was true I loved vampires! I never have really known why, I just do. I even studied the folklore and learned how it all got started. Unfortunately or fortunately, I didn't have enough money to purchase the book so I left the store without it. Before I know it twilight was a HUGE thing going around and I had know idea why and didn't bother to learn why.

When the movie had come out I was invited to go see it with a friend (luckily I didn't pay for the tickets). After the movie was over I was very disappointed. It was cheesy, predictable, and beyond stupid! My friend thought it was great. O.o Anyway, I bought the book for like $4 and decided to read it because I though it be better than the movie, my mistake. In addition to buying the book I bought the 'Twilight Directors Notebook: The Story On How They Made The Movie' a.k.a. crap. Well, both sucked really bad and I had to try to finish reading the book. I eventually finished and ended my, if it was there, twilight spark as my friend calls it.


So, now that New Moon is coming out and twilight fans have been getting out of control and I also have nothing better to do ;-) I'm writing this blog to share my hate of twilight!