New Moon Review

New Moon was actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Probably because the sparkly vampire wasn't in it much. So why is he in the very front of the poster, I have no clue. This movie also had better quality than the first(probably because screaming fans are filling the producers pockets).

So the movie opens with Bella quoting Shakespeare as a way of comparing it to her and Edward. Its her birthday and she thinks Edward won't want her when she is old. Later the movie progresses to her birthday celebration at the Cullen's house. As you have seen in the trailer, she cuts herself and is attacked by another vampire who Edward stops. Edward later leaves Bella as a way of protecting her, even thought he knows Victoria is trying to kill her. This is dumb he first says he will never leave then does? Now Bella is alone and the Cullen family has disappeared. Bella then goes into this big depression mode and basically whining about how she misses Edward and will love him always. Okay, I'm going to fast forward to where Jake comes in. Jake is becoming closer with Bella, which is helping her stop being so depresses. Of course Bella is clueless that Jake really likes her and won't stop blabbering about the Cullen's when Jake brings up a topic that some how relates to them. Bella also learns that when she does dangerous things, Edward appears like a ghost telling her to stop. But she is dumb and continues finding more dangerous things to do just to see Edward. Later she learns Jake is a werewolf and there is a pack of them, yada yada yada. Anyway so towards the end Edward wants to die, Bella stops him, they are brought in front of a council of vamps stating she dies or becomes a vamp. Alice says she will change her later(which she lies about), they go home. Jake is ticked that Edward is back, Bella states to him she will always pick Edward before him. Then 5 min before the movie ends Edward agrees to change Bella if she marries him. THE END


Okay sorry I just kinda flew everything by you if you wanna to know all the details I will provide a link below. So my view of this film is that it is dumb! Bella sits around crying for over 4 months when Edward left her. Whats that telling people? To sit around crying and acting like your worthless instead of moving on? Also Jake tries very hard to get Bella to forget about Edward but she is too dimwitted to take a hint! Edward and Bella are perfect for each other because their both idiots and don't know how to move on in life. Bella is a jerk for telling Jake she will always pick a stalker over him, even though Jake as being protecting her for so long. Bottom line it was dumb. I thought it would be ALOT worse but it was slightly better than the first by a hair. And I think I lost IQ points for watching this.


New Moon Synopsis

NEW MOON=INSANITY

Well, it seems everywhere i turn I see something about new moon. There is always some fan girl that looks like twilight threw up on her. Every talk show host always has and input on it as well. I am getting very frustrated with seeing team Jacob or Edward everywhere or buttons that say I've bee bitten by Edward or something twilight related. Ummm...last time I checked Edward and the Cullen's didn't drink people's blood. Obviously twilighters don't even pay attiontion to this stuff.

A friend of mine, who I know is probably going to reading this and will call me soon to yell, told me that I can't diss the movie New Moon if I haven't seen it, so I saw it but I DIDN"T pay for a ticket(luckily) because why would I want to put my money into their pockets, especially since I'm against them. I shall write my review soon, so please be patient with me!

New Moon

Okay it all over the Internet and the TV. Yes, New Moon is finally out. Teenagers are ditching class, moms are dressing up, and more annoying things. I cannot find out why fanatics do these things. Its kinda like a thing were born knowing how to. Anyway, New Moon is out and so are many Twi-Hards. Its getting so out of hand that even the stars of the movies are kinda freaked, but hey the pay is good! One woman even asked Robert Pattinson to BITE HER BABY! She was very upset that he said no, but when he pretended she became even more upset! Robert Pattinson is just an ACTOR! He is not a vampire in anyway, shape, or form. He gets paid to pretend he is a vampire(and a crappy one at that). Needless to say all this new moon fascination is really bugging me. When ever I look at a large display of twilight junk(which they use to rip people off, I saw a girl pay $25 just for a button! A piece a plastic with a picture attached to a pin! Come on people!) a person will walk up to me and ask don't you just love twilight. When I reply no, I don't like it at all and explain why, they look at me in shock. Some workers will even treat me rudely, but before they we treating me nicely. Ugh, I can't wait for this to be over!

Don't ya just love the internet!!!!!!!!

Ah, the internet! A new world where ya never know what will happen! So, as I was searching for intresting blogs I found this one~

http://harshlightofreality.blogspot.com/


Very excellent blog about whats wrong with twilight: it covers every chapter its awesome. Go and check it out


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Twilight Cakes?!?!?!?!?!

So, while I was exploring the world of the internet I found a blog about messed up cakes. Some of the cakes are quite hilarious!!! While reading and looking at pix on this blog there was a post on twilight cakes! I have never seen so many retarted cakes in my life and I am a cake decorator! Well, like they say a picture is worth a thousand words, I'm pretty sure I know all the words for these pix anyway I think its best if you guys have a glance.


Twilight Cakes Post

Not another twitard run in!!!!!

OK an awesome friend of mine was in her class room on Friday, when she turned around to see a girl wearing some fangs. Curious as to why this girl was wearing fangs when Halloween wasn't until the next day my pal decided to talk to this girl and find out why she was wearing the fangs. This was how the conversation went:

"Why are you wearing fangs? Its not even Halloween yet. Halloween is tomorrow."

"I know, but I'm just so excited!"

"Bout what?"

"About the new twilight movie coming out, Duh! I also got this really cute twilight costume for Halloween! Ah, isn't twilight the greatest thing in the world?!"

"Eh, I actually don't like twilight."

"YOU DON'T! Are you insane or stupid, twilight is the most magical thing in the world! What the hell is wrong with you."

"Well, I just don't like it. Its not even keeping true to vampire folklore anyway, its like the ripoff version of it."

Then the girls mouth hangs open."HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! ITS NOT A RIPOFF OFF OF VAMPIRE FOLKLORE. THIS IS THE TRUE VERSION OF VAMPIRES! THIS IS WHAT THEY REALLY LOOK AND ACT LIKE!"

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note~ No, twilight is not even trying to keep true to vampire folklore, I know. I studied it for quite some time. Back to story...
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"YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE WONDERS OF TWILIGHT YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL!"

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note~their at a catholic school, where is the nuns when you need them!
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"Sheesh, calm down."

So then class starts and this girl starts making faces at my friend all through class. During breaks she kept trying to trip my friend and take her stuff, luckily she wasn't very good at it. Then after school she threw a rock at my friend! Like the size of tennis ball. Anyway, after this little spat, she finally got a taste of her own medicine when some guys where making fun of her for liking twilight. Since then the twi-hard's friends say that she is giving up on twilight.

Now I'm not saying ya she got what she deserved but she didn't have to try to hurt my friend. She didn't need to throw rocks or trip her! Well, looks like there is no escaping those twitards.

Cullenism: The Twilight Religion? How far is TOO FAR?

Okay we all know that the Twitards can get a little, well really crazy, but are they going to far this time! While roaming the internet a saw a couple of post these twihards made saying that they both marked twilight as their religion on myspace. I thought WTF?! So, I did some research.

Well, twihards have become so obsessed with Twilight that they made a religion, Cullenism, which comes from the word Cullen(Edwards Surname). They believe that twilight has some spirituality to it and have formed "rules and commandments". Their belief is that "Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real and the Twilight series must be worshipped. And if you are good little Twitard in life you will spend eternity with the Cullens." Their religion also says that you should read the books on a daily basis, like the Bible and visit Forks as often as you can.

Alright, to me this is BEYOND obsessed, this is now worship. Stephenie Meyer is said to be Mormon right, I mean wouldn't she be kinda freaked by now? Probably not! She's probably too busy whining or counting her money to care! Aye for God's sakes its JUST A BOOK people! ITS LISTED AS FICTION WHICH MEANS ITS NOT REAL!!! Its like these people have tossed logic completely out of the window! This is way too far for me, next thing you know they will be offering sacrifices. GOD lets hope that doesn't happen!

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98 Ways To Annoy Twilight Haters? Try 98 Comeback for 98 Ways To Annoy Twilight Haters!!!

Okay there's this video on YouTube called 98 Ways to Annoy Twilight Haters; Its pretty stupid and its annoying to people because it, in my opinion, tells you to embarrass yourself by doing stupid things that dont make any sense.

Link~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boJsCNQ9uXE

Pretty dumb, huh? Well I found this other video that is hilarious. Perfect comebacks for these(even thought there mostly realted to harry potter, you can add your own twist). Now I have actually tried these, I'm kind of a harry potter fan, and suprisingly they worked. Totally back fire on the twatlighters.

Link~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX0bOwCOK68

Twi-Hards Are OUT OF CONTROL!

Okay I have read a bunch of stories about people getting hurt on twilightsucks.com (link on right below under my fav anti twi sites!) just because they didn't like Twilight! WTF!


Links at this page~http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=580
Four posts down.

What is wrong with these people! Are they like demon possessed or something by the books. What the hell!

Well, I was about to go out tomorrow in a shirt that says "Every Girl Needs Her Vampire"

here's a pix of it at this site~http://www.stylehive.com/bookmark/vampire-screen-tee-730859


I love this shirt and someone gave it to me as a gift, but what I didn't know was that the word vampire has GLITTER on it! Well, to upset the Twilight people at my college I was thinking of wearing the shirt with like a "real vampires don't glitter" and "twilight sucks"button, but now I'm not so sure, because I don't wanna get myself killed, but I wanna see what happens!

What do you think I should do~Wear the shirt and the buttons or don't?

~Intro~

Hi,

If your wondering why is this blog here, its because of one reason. I HATE TWILIGHT, hence the name. Now don't get me wrong I did like twilight for a brief 2 seconds!

When I first saw Twilight at a Barnes and Noble store, I thought 'Oh, cool new vampire tales, I love vamps!'. It was true I loved vampires! I never have really known why, I just do. I even studied the folklore and learned how it all got started. Unfortunately or fortunately, I didn't have enough money to purchase the book so I left the store without it. Before I know it twilight was a HUGE thing going around and I had know idea why and didn't bother to learn why.

When the movie had come out I was invited to go see it with a friend (luckily I didn't pay for the tickets). After the movie was over I was very disappointed. It was cheesy, predictable, and beyond stupid! My friend thought it was great. O.o Anyway, I bought the book for like $4 and decided to read it because I though it be better than the movie, my mistake. In addition to buying the book I bought the 'Twilight Directors Notebook: The Story On How They Made The Movie' a.k.a. crap. Well, both sucked really bad and I had to try to finish reading the book. I eventually finished and ended my, if it was there, twilight spark as my friend calls it.


So, now that New Moon is coming out and twilight fans have been getting out of control and I also have nothing better to do ;-) I'm writing this blog to share my hate of twilight!